Dunno… I was in the mood to make it a little story for this month.
Note: the images that are mainly of Phil or close-ups are “low-res” (800X640) because, well, we don’t give a shit about Phil. Those who feature Karen are hi-res (1600X1280), because, well, Karen in a tight shiny outfit and heels. That’s why.
Sound of automatic door sliding open. Karen turns around.
“Oh, hi Phil. What brings you here today?”
“Uh… Oh… hi Karen. I… I didn’t know you were hum… working today? Isn’t it your day off?”
“Yeah, it WAS, but they want to test this power converter tomorrow and there’s a few bugs to fix. What brings you here? Not the time machine again? You know you weren’t supposed to use it the first time, don’t you.”
“Well… I… I sorta… have to fix… something.”
“Again?? Really? Okay, let me get this straight. The first time you went in, it was to meet some guy who writes fetish stories with his character named like me, to tell him NOT to stop writing in 2022, but instead of landing in Canada you landed in China in 2019?”
“Well, euh… you know… they both start with a ‘C’ and end with ‘A’. That’s so, erm… confusing, and the year was not my fault. It was just a sticky key…”
“A sticky key… You dripped your fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich on it! And then what happened? Oh right, you sneezed.”
“I’m very allergic to bats and chicken and…”
“And you triggered what is known in the history book as the C-19 pandemic.”
“And you went back, hitting early 2022 and then what? Oh, yes, you were aiming for Canada but forgot to change the destination. No problem since this time, you brought a jet-pack because you wanted to visit the world, and when traveling from China to Canada, you did what, Phil? Please, remind me.”
“Well… I didn’t secure my load properly and one of my energy packets fell on the border of Russia and Ukraine, euh… well… exploded and… Euh…”
“You started the Russian-Ukrainian war. But I thought you went and fixed it?”
“Yeah, that one is really funny. See, prior to my last trip, I went to the zoo and when I entered the booth, I apparently didn’t clean myself thoroughly and…”
“Ha, ha… yeah, shit. Monkey shit.”
“And it created?… Not the monkeypox outbreak? You’re the one responsible for that too?”
“Ha, ha… Silly, right?”
“And now what?”
“I’ll… I’ll figure something out. But don’t worry, this time I’m bringing my lucky charm.”
“Your lucky charm? Show it to me… oh fuck, Phil. That’s an Alien artifact! WE don’t even know what it is and what it does. Where did you get it? It’s sealed under a glass bell.”
“I sort of… accidentally broke the bell while trying to look at it. But don’t worry, I’ll bring it back.”
“No way. You’re not doing it. I won’t let you”
“You can’t stop me! I have to fix the timeline.”
“Fuck phil, you fucked up the timeline enough already. Give me that artifact!”
“No, I’m keeping it. I told you, it’s my lucky charm. I won’t lose it…Wooo”
“Careful, look out for the broom…”
“Thanks, Phil. You just threw the alien artifact in the time machine. What time is this?… August 2022… Damn!”
“It’s, it’s… It’s your fault… You let the broom on the fl… Hey, funny, I’m getting translucent now. Cool!… Uh… Wait…”
And now… The Calendars…
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Loving the mini story with this one!
And there will be a sequel.
For the September calendar…
With a twisted end.
Ooooh, looking forward to that then!
Is this a latex suit story? Looks like the protagonist is not Karen at the moment? Maybe he’ll meet Karen back in the past? Anyway, I’m surprised you updated it! I think you are willing to create. Maybe your answer will be to continue.
You realize, of course, that I won’t answer that.
… Before September…
OK, but can you tell me the type of this article? Is it a latex fetish story?
You will have the answer in September.
🙂 Do you really want to name that guy Phil?
In your other stories, Phil is ok – this character here seems to be a real wanker…
Fun story so far, thanks.
Good observation and might need a detailed explanation.
Over time, Phil evolved, or rather DEvolved, going from the good guy to the resident douche bag.
The reason is simple: his appearance in the 3D renderings. I think he looks like a certified dork. When I created it, I was limited with what I had and what I could do. Karen and Lynda evolved because I was spending most of my time and money on women’s props.
So, when I got enough to create new male characters, instead of updating Phil, I created Derek, because very different in appearance. And at the same time, a moron was needed in the story (I don’t recall which one but like in Forensic), so, gradually, Phil became the resident moron and Derek was the good guy.
In most latest stories, Derek is the good guy and Phil is the ex, the jerk, the stupid one, etc.
Hope that helps to understand the whys and hows.
Thanks – yes, this makes lots of sense. And he indeed does look like a dork.